Foney Fridays: Poll Vault
filed in humor, original writing, satire on Oct.31, 2008
New Poll Shows that Polls Are Showing Perceived Lead for Candidate
PORTLAND, OR - New polling data are showing that polls are showing a growing lead for one of the Presidential Candidates. These data should not be mistaken with an actual lead in the polls, but merely an indicator that a candidate is perceived as leading the polls.
The poll was conducted by RAM (Repeat After Me) Research. The director of RAM Research, Sam Puller, is proud of the firm’s work.
“I’m just really pleased with the data we got here. It’s not often you see results that match so tightly with expectations. It’s really a tribute to the work our people did in preparing the participants. We got all the most recent polling data that shows a lead for the candidate we support, showed it to folks, then asked them our list of questions. Very scientific.”
The new poll asked only one question: “Who do you think this poll will say is leading?”
Source: O. Handwasher






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