19Jun/092
Foney Friday: Want Flies With That?
Obama taking a hard line on fly terrorism
WASHINGTON, DC --- President Obama is making it clear he's not taking any guff from flying insects. While filming an interview with CNBC, Obama administered an epic beatdown to a particularly persistent pest.
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Many are praising the President's initiative and fly-killing technique, saying that this country needs decisive and inspired leadership in the larger war on vermin.
Still others worry that such an aggressive response will only serve to embolden the fringe factions in the fly community, leading to an escalation in fly terrorism.
Source: O.Handwasher, proud member of the National Rubberband Association, dedicated to arming the citizenry against the forces of crawling and flying creepiness.
June 19th, 2009 - 09:54
You know PETA took exception to the president’s action. They said, “He is not Buddha!” and criticized him for lack of reverence for all life! Hmmm!
June 19th, 2009 - 11:02
They didn’t condemn him for “acting on instinct”, but they recommended he invest in a human fly trap. I find a rubber band is a quick way to dispatch them.