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JAPAN--- In a move termed* “bizarre” and “just downright strange,” Japan’s All Nippon Airlines has decided to crack down on its passengers’ full bladders.  Indeed, the airline will be encouraging/asking passengers to avail themselves of airport restrooms before boarding.

This movement, so to speak, is intended to cut down on excess weight, thereby reducing fuel usage and carbon emissions.

The news came as a crushing blow to all those hoards of passengers who are just dying to squeeze into the airplane restroom, then have a difficult time even turning around in the space, have their ears blown out by the volcanic flush of the toilet, then struggle to escape with their hands adequately cleansed due to poor handwashing design.

Source: O.Handwasher, who is not known as Iron Bladder for nothing

* By this columnist