Collateral Bloggage

Many of you have probably seen this classic video, which illustrates so well that when it comes to explosives, more is not always better, and protective cover is always advised.
Forgive the video quality, but this is OLD. The action picks up at about 1:40 if you’re impatient, but the video rewards a full viewing.
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Kids’ Bigger Buns Leading to Baked Goods Ban
CALIFORNIA, US - The State of California has mandated that bake sales no longer be allowed in schools. The new ruling results from new state nutrition guidelines that strictly limit the fat, sugar and total calories of any food sold on campus during school days - even before [...]

Seeing that it’s close to Thanksgiving and all, I figured I should go with a Turkey-themed Funny.  Turns out Jennie-O had just the recipe for me.

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Dear Employees,
I’ve been hearing a bit of griping about my mandatory monthly lunchtime departmental meetings.  I’d just like to give some perspective on the whole thing.
Now, I recognize that in lieu of the meeting, I could send out a short email to all concerned.  But you have to realize there are larger issues here.  Where [...]

This one takes me back a bit. We took quite a few road trips in Texas during college, and Ray Stevens was our constant companion.  So, I give you The Streak!!!
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At LeTourneau, we married students put on a lip sync of The Streak. [...]

EMPLOYEE COMMUNICATIONS
Dear Employee,
At Corporate, we’re concerned that many employees are taking advantage of the company’s lax policies regarding personal time off (PTO).  It seems that at the merest hint of a bug “going around,” half the office is empty.  To that end, we’ve decided to rename PTO to PAOFITO, which translates to “Pretending and/or Feeling [...]

I can’t really set this one up adequately, other than to say John Williams needs to get a restraining order against this guy, like now.
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I must admit, this took a lot of skill to pull off.

Ballot Measure G fails
HOME DEPOT, US - Ballot Measure G, which attempted to redefine epoxy, has failed.  Supporters of the measure hoped that 2-part bonding-agent-only and 2-part resin-only adhesives could be sold as 2-part epoxies.
An epoxy, of course, is a thermosetting epoxide polymer that cures (polymerizes and crosslinks) when mixed with a catalyzing agent or [...]

Once again it’s Jedi Master Derlla who gets the nod as a Too Funny contributor. Somewhere between human and pure energy, the missing link is…The Cyclists!
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New Poll Shows that Polls Are Showing Perceived Lead for Candidate
PORTLAND, OR - New polling data are showing that polls are showing a growing lead for one of the Presidential Candidates.  These data should not be mistaken with an actual lead in the polls, but merely an indicator that a candidate is perceived as leading [...]